MCU character tropes » James Buchanan Barnes (The Winter Soldier)
some people are basically the people version of that slurping noise you get when ur frozen coke is almost empty but not quite
you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story
I feel like she’s more the type to make everyone else shut up and then say “go ahead babie”
So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say
- Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
- You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
- Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
- No seriously gay does not mean stupid
PRAISE YOUR BROTHER
Bucky would be SO EXCITED that he’s allowed to smother Steve with affection in public in the 21st century okay can you just imagine Steve trying to grocery shop and Bucky’s just following him around and grabbing his ass in the cereal aisle or Steve’s trying to order them coffee at Starbucks and Bucky’s plastered against his back kissing his cheek from behind and Steve is just constantly embarrassed these days but he’s also never been happier in his life
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2 TRAILER - IT’S OFFICIAL
BA BA BA
OH MY GOD
I AM FREAKING OUT
I THINK IM GONNA DIE
THIS IS TERRIFYING
"well. if you’re hearing this, chances are you’ve made a really poor career choice"
okay reasons why i love this a lot:
- it would seem this time you were actually smart enough to HIDE IN A COSTUME (also an interesting new game mechanic)
- it would seem Golden Freddy has been joined by, what… “Amethyst Bonnie?” And probably “Topaz Chica” and “Ruby Foxy,” too.
- controls seem more nuanced (more lights, bigger console… desk… area… etc)
- NO DOORS„??,?,??????????
- FOXY FUCKING JUMPS AT YOU HOLY SHIT
Oh my god please watch this video please.
Sorry, but I just need this here BECAUSE I’M CRYING SEND HELP
At first they don’t know what the device does, but after a minute or so Tony croaks, “Okay, I think I know now,” and Steve looks over to see his expression set in the kind of calm that means he’s freaking out pretty badly.
Steve feels his face tighten into the same expression as Tony unbuttons his shirt with unsteady fingers to show them his arc reactor, dark for the first time Steve has seen it.
"How much time do we have," Steve asks, and Tony shrugs woodenly.
"ETD four minutes," Tony says, and then staggers sideways to be caught by Natasha. "Make that three," Tony says, pale now.
ETD- Estimated Time of Death. ”That’s not funny,” Steve says, and Tony shrugs again. Steve breathes in hard through his nose before jerking his head for Thor to move away from the HYDRA agent.
"We’re trapped in here," Steve tells the agent, who glares. "We’re going to be trapped in here for at least three hours until my people get us out. Which gives us an awful lot of time to punish you if Tony dies before that hatch opens."
He bends down so he’s eye-level with the agent tied to a chair. “Give us the code to turn the device off.”
The agent’s eyes flicker towards Tony, the dark reactor, and then back to Steve’s face. He’s sweating badly, but he doesn’t reply.
Steve grits his teeth. “Everyone in here is capable of inflicting intense amounts of pain on you. If you don’t comply-“
"Hail Hydra," the agent interrupts, and Steve locks his jaw. They don’t have time, and Tony’s breathing is getting ragged behind him.
He feels all eyes on him as he takes ahold of the man’s finger. “Give me the code, or I will break your finger.”
Silence, and the man’s eyes flicker with doubt and then alarm and pain when Steve breaks the first finger without looking away from his face. The man makes a muffled noise, biting down hard on his tongue so it bleeds, his face creased with pain.
"Tell me," Steve says, and the man breathes harder but doesn’t say anything. Steve takes a breath and then breaks another finger, and this time the man cries out.
"Cap," Bruce says, and Steve doesn’t look at him, doesn’t look at Tony, doesn’t look at anything but the man’s face.
okay but this one is all too real
the first infomercial ad that makes sense
MARVEL MEME // Favorite Movie [1/4]
→ Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.
I am all of these things.
Gender roles in a nutshell: the Beauxbatons and Durmstrang entrances in The Goblet of Fire.
also, to my knowledge neither of those schools were sex-segregated in the books
That bothered me more than the Dumbledore yelling, actually.
Thor, Goddess of Thunder